Appearing on 'Fox & Friends' (weekdays, 6 AM ET on Fox News) Cloris Leachman talked about her character on the sitcom 'Raising Hope,' who has a habit of licking things.

Apparently, as Leachman explained, the licking continues when the cameras stop rolling, and she enjoys licking the back of the neck of show's creator, Greg Garcia.

"Do you want to demonstrate on Brian?" Steve Doocy wondered, referring to his co-host Brian Kilmeade.

Leachman was more than happy to oblige, telling Kilmeade to lean forward before going to work on the back of his neck.

"It's been an hour since I've been licked," Kilmeade joked, after feeling the wet caress of octogenarian tongue.

Your move, Betty White.

Zombies are horrifying creatures who munch on the brains of the living. Does the mere thought of these undead beasts cause mild-mannered morning show hosts to drop completely gratuitous F-bombs on live television?

As 'Fox & Friends' (Weekdays, 6AM ET on Fox News) host Steve Doocy discussed a college that offers credit for a class called Zombies 101, clips from old zombie movies played in the background

"Look out he's a zombie," said co-host Brian Kilmeade, responding to the background footage.

"He is a zombie," Doocy confirmed. "And he's on F---ing 'Fox & Friends.'"

Now if real zombies ever visit the set of 'Fox & Friends,' we won't be able to help but think that Doocy's profane expressions of shock and terror are just part of the show.

On Tuesday, Victoria Secret models Candice Swanepoel, Chanel Iman and Erin Heatherton stopped by 'Fox & Friends' (weekdays, 6AM ET on Fox News) to promote a new bra line

Because the rules of TV news dictate you can't just let pretty guests sit there and look pretty, hosts Steve Doocy and Brian Kilmeade were forced to ask them questions.

"You seem excited today, is it about the line or is it because you feel pretty from the inside out?" inquired Kilmeade.

"Are you girls here to tell us that Victoria Secret has essentially reinvented the brasserie?" Doocy wondered.

(The answer was yes)

"You talk about feeling sexy and feeling pretty on an everyday basis ... what are some of the secrets?" Kilmeade needed to know.

And how does a genetic lottery winner of super modeldom feel sexy and pretty? According to the ladies, it's confidence.

Morning news shows are a goldmine of cringe-inducing moments and epic fail goodness. The title alone makes me laugh because only half of it is accurate due to the fact that it airs in the morning.

By far the unintentionally funniest show is that morning cup of crazy on Fox News, Fox and Friends. They truly cover news stories that no one else does as their on-air promos suggest because no one in their right mind would consider it news. I'm finally starting to understand Walter Cronkite's distrust of the 24-hour news network model: you'll call anything news to fill time.

Hosts Steve Doocy, Gretchen Carlson and Brian Kilmeade actually took President Barack Obama to task for ordering a Budweiser instead of an American-brewed beer during his recent "Beer Summit" with Professor Henry Louis Gates, Jr. and Sgt. James Crowley.

Apparently, 91 year-old actor Ernest Borgnine forgot that he was wearing a microphone on his chest during an interview on Fox and Friends this morning.

Host Steve Doocy asked him how he stayed so healthy and young-looking when he's in his 90s, and assumed it was because he didn't eat red meat. At first Borgnine says that he can't tell Doocy, but when they want to know, Borgnine leans over to Doocy and says ... well, you have to check out the clip after the jump to see exactly what Borgnine says; I don't want to spoil it for you, but it got laughs from everyone on the Fox and Friends set. Please feel free to insert your own McHale's Navy and/or "sea men" joke here.

In related news, Borgnine said in an interview with ABC News Radio that when he was in the Navy he used to visit hookers for only $2.00!