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Subtle Subtitles: American Idol

by Bob Sassone, posted Jan 22nd 2010 1:01PM
Conan and Jay
If you haven't seen our game before, we give you a picture from a recent episode of a TV series and you provide the caption!

Last week's winner is Tom with this: "...Then I told Joan she'd be a fool not to sign with FOX. And don't worry about Johnny, he'll understand."

This week's pic is from American Idol:

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by Keith McDuffee, posted Feb 22nd 2008 3:01PM
Welcome to Subtle Subtitles. For those of you who are uninitiated to the purpose of this feature, we're asking you to come up with your funniest quote or description for what's going on in the screen grab we choose for the week. Winners are announced in the following Friday's contest.

Last contest's winner: rndmnme:
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This week, a scene from last night's Supernatural ...

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by Keith McDuffee, posted May 12th 2006 2:54PM
Last week's winners:

1 star to Tucker: "Damn it, dude, I TOLD you we shouldn't have ate that last tab..."
2 stars to Eric Philbin: "And THAT, kids, is the true story of how I met your... Aunt Snappy."
3 stars to Sonny Lee: Barney: "What? The first time I got laid was senior year summer, working at Turtle Wax Car Wash. Sure, it was with Mrs. Hawthorne in the backseat of her 'Nova. And yes, she made me do some things that I'm not too proud of. But damn it, I got laid then and I will tonight!"

This week, a scene from the season finale of My Name is Earl:
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by Keith McDuffee, posted Feb 10th 2006 1:34PM
Stars are back! I've given last week's winners their stars already, and I just need to go back to the other weeks' entries and add them there. Soon!

Last week's winners:

1 star to Alan: "If we keep practing I know we'll make it on 'Dancing with the Stars' next season."
2 stars to Elliott: "And thanks to Botox, you'll continue to make that face for the next few weeks. Enjoy!"
3 stars to Jason: "And then the game of "Got Your Nose!" went horribly awry..."

This week, another one from Surface, this being the season (series?) finale:

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by Keith McDuffee, posted Feb 3rd 2006 11:41AM
Last week's winners:

1 star to elf: "No man dared stiff Hector Lopez, the highest earning men's room attendant in the nation."
2 stars to Brent: "Not content with the sign on the wall saying "All employees must wash hands before returning to work," Bennigans enlisted some help to enforce the rule."
3 stars to Jason Cross: "Weevil - A man so bad his reflection stays around to give you sh!t after he leaves."

This week, a scene from the latest episode of 24:

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by Keith McDuffee, posted Jan 20th 2006 11:33AM
Last week's winners:

1 star to Jason: "And that's when Eko knew the horrible truth... the island BBQ was not going well."
2 stars to Chris W: "Surgeon General's Warning: Second hand mysterious-security-system-soul-examining smoke may cause lung cancer, emphysema, and heart disease... Unless you're a Nigerian gangster, in which case I'll be wofting away now."
3 stars to Man: Smoke: "I'm the island's security" Eko: "Remember me from Oz." Smoke: "Um...I think I left the stove on...bye."

This week, a scene from the series premiere of Love Monkey:

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by Keith McDuffee, posted Jan 13th 2006 2:59PM
Last week's winners:

1 star to Captain Obvious: "Instead of going to his Bedside Manner seminar, Dr. Dorian spent his afternoon watching a rerun of Eddie Murphy Raw on TBS. Turns out, he really needed some instruction."
2 stars to Emily:  Dr: "I'm here to help with that constipation problem." Patient: "I'm good now!"
3 stars to elf: "Kevorkian was a pussy!"

This week, a scene from the return of Lost:

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by Keith McDuffee, posted Dec 30th 2005 10:28AM
Last week's winners (once again, no stars yet. I will get to them when we can assign stars again!):

1 star to Alan: "You're much more attractive than the usual bus station skanks Uncle Charlie usually brings home."
2 stars to Aaron M: "I want two of those...and some cookies too."
3 stars to Brent McKee: "Jake was sure to get everything on his Christmas list afer arranging HIS treat for Santa. If only he could keep her away from Charlie."

This week's image is from the controversial "Bloody Mary" episode of South Park:
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by Keith McDuffee, posted Dec 23rd 2005 10:42AM
The star system is currently undergoing maintenance, so I'll award the following stars once it's back in action. Promise!

Last week we had three entries as part of our 12 Days of Festivus. Here are the top picks for each shot:

Image #1
3 stars to Tammy: "On the 23rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... 23 Trojans defending."
2 stars to Tweaq: "You got me a tie?"
1 star to Brent: "Liar! You did win that year's supply of condoms!"

Image #2
3 stars to Porchland: "Assistant Santa. Assistant to the Santa. Assistant Santa."
2 stars to Brent: "Is my tounge touching my nose? I know I am close this time!"
1 star to Tammy: "You like the ears? I got them on eBay for only $3,800. The left one has a real piece of Mr. Spock's ear wax in it!"

Image #3
3 stars to Brent: "Here you go Tom and Kate Cruise. One baby boy just like you ordered."
2 stars to Tweaq: "I'll take this one, he should decorate nicely."
1 star to sugar: "Super heros don't need no stinking yule logs - we use people...muhahahaha, muhahahaha."

Whew! Here's this week's entry, from Two and a Half Men, just in time for Festivus (yes, today is Festivus!)
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half men christmas

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