Because of recent allegations that she beat someone who works for her, Naomi Campbell had to pull out of her appearance on Celebrity Cooking Showdown. She was supposed to appear in the very first episode and cook against Patti Labelle, but that all changed after her housekeeper accused her of beating her with a jewel-encrusted Blackberry (mmmmmm...jewel-encrusted Blackberry...I think that was going to be the first meal she made on the show).

This is really too bad. I was really looking forward to Campbell BEATING eggs or WHIPPING cake batter.

For those of you who managed to not set up a season pass for House on FOX, I feel really bad for you. For the rest of us, including moi, who came in late and only got a watch a few minutes before hitting the 24 circuit: talk about being caught off guard. This episode had everything that you'd expect out of our pal House, from his adoration of an attractive female, to comments about Foreman's heritage, and even some fun and excitement during his clinic hours. Hell, we even got to see him drop his pants in a room with Cuddy.

Aside from the show's obvious shot at the parents of teenagers who get famous, the plotline of this week's show was just what the doctor ordered. We saw an interesting bond between Cameron and Foreman after she ratted out the father of the supermodel teenager to Cuddy, and we got to see Cameron "caring too much" in action when she asked House if she "was in trouble" a few times at the end of the show. But at the end of the day, this week was special because House said "thank you" - I think twice, actually.

I bet even Jack Osbourne never thought he'd get to date supermodel Kate Moss someday. But now he's hot and she's clean, so apparently they make a good match. The unlikely couple were reportedly doing some dirty dancing at a party after the Golden Globes awards in Los Angeles earlier this week. Tabloids have them on a bunch of other dates, too.

Kate Moss has just been through a heck of a time. She was caught by British tabloids doing cocaine, lost half her modeling contracts, dumped her druggie boyfriend, and ran off to rehab in the United States. Maybe that's where she and Jack have a connection. He also did a stint in rehab for a drug and alcohol addiction. Jack, by the way, is 20 years old. Kate is 32.