• At 8, ABC has a new FlashForward, followed by new episodes of Grey's Anatomy and Private Practice.
• CBS has a new Survivor, then new episodes of CSI and The Mentalist.
• NBC has new episodes of Community, Parks and Recreation, The Office, 30 Rock, and The Jay Leno Show.
• FOX has a new Bones at 8, followed by a new Fringe.
• The CW has a new Vampire Diaries at 8, then a new Supernatural.
• Current has a new Current Exposed at 8, followed by a new SuperNews.
• TCM has Dial M For Murder at 8, then Rear Window.
• At 9, Comedy Central has a new Jeff Dunham Show.
• TLC has a new American Chopper at 9.
• Spike has a new TNA Wrestling at 9.
• Cartoon Network has a new Total Drama Action at 9.
• TruTV has a new World's Dumbest at 9, followed by two new episodes of It Only Hurts When I Laugh.
• At 10, Lifetime has a new Project Runway.
• There's a new It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia at 10, then a new episode of The League.
• Comedy Central has a new Tosh.0 at 10.
• Also at 10: Bravo has a new Real Housewives of Orange County at 10.

• At 8, FOX has a new Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?
• PBS has a new Washington Week at 8, followed by new episodes of NOW and Bill Moyers Journal.
• MyNetwork TV has a new Smackdown! at 8.
• At 8:30, Disney has a new Suite Life on Deck.
• Cartoon Network has a new Ben 10: Alien Force at 8:30.
• At 9, USA has a new Monk, then a new Psych.
• Syfy has a new Eureka at 9.
• Also at 9: BBC America has a new Friday Night with Jonathan Ross.
• At 10, ABC has a new 20/20.
• Food Network has a new Chefs vs. City at 10.
• HBO has a new Real Time with Bill Maher at 10.
• Current has a new SuperNews at 10.

• At 7, ESPN2 has more U.S. Open coverage.
• At 8, FOX has a new Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?
• PBS has a new Washington Week at 8, followed by new episodes of NOW and Bill Moyers Journal.
• MyNetwork TV has a new Smackdown! at 8.
• TCM has the original War of the Worlds at 8, then the original The Time Machine.
• Also at 8: ESPN has College Football, Tulsa vs. Tulane.
• At 8:30, Disney has a new Suite Life on Deck.
• At 9, BBC America has a new Friday Night with Jonathan Ross.
• At 10, E! has a new episode of The Soup, followed by a new Comedians of Chelsea Lately.
• Current has a new SuperNews at 10.

• At 8, FOX has Pre-Season Football, the Titans vs. the Cowboys.
• PBS has a new Washington Week at 8, followed by new episodes of NOW and Bill Moyers Journal.
• TCM has Bonnie and Clyde at 8.
• At 8:10, FOX Movie Channel has The Seven Year Itch.
• At 9, USA has a new Monk, then a new Psych.
• There's a new Eureka on Syfy at 9.
• Animal Planet has a new Whale Wars at 9.
• Also at 9: BBC America has a new Friday Night with Jonathan Ross.
• At 10, ABC has a new 20/20.
• Food Network has a new Chefs vs. The City at 10.
• Current has a new SuperNews at 10.
• HBO has a new Real Time with Bill Maher at 10, with Jay Leno.

• USA has an NCIS marathon all night.
• At 8, PBS has a new Washington Week, followed by new episodes of NOW and Bill Moyers Journal.
• MyNetwork TV has a new Smackdown! at 8.
• TNT has the Magic/Cavaliers game at 8.
• Versus has the Black Hawks/Red Wings game at 8.
• Cartoon Network has a new Secret Saturdays at 8, followed by a new Batman: The Brave and the Bold.
• At 8:30, HGTV has a new Myles of Style.
• At 10, ABC has a new 20/20.
• E! has a new episode of The Soup at 10.
• There's a new SuperNews on Current at 10.
• Also at 10: Starz has the season finale of Head Case, then the season finale of Party Down.

• At 8, ABC has the two-hour season finale of America's Funniest Home Videos, followed by a new 20/20.
• CBS has the season finale of Ghost Whisperer at 8, then the season finales of Flashpoint and Numb3rs.
• NBC has a new Dateline at 8, followed by the special Farrah's Story.
• FOX has the two-hour series finale of Prison Break at 8.
• The CW has the season finale of The Game at 8.
• PBS has new episodes of Washington Week, NOW, and Bill Moyers Journal.
• MyNetwork TV has a new Smackdown! at 8.
• Cartoon Network has a new Secret Saturdays at 8, followed by a new Batman: The Brave and the Bold.
• Also at 8: TCM has You Only Live Twice at 8, then Diamonds Are Forever.
• At 10, E! has a new episode of The Soup.
• AMC has a new AMC Storymakers at 10.
• Current has a new SuperNews at 10.
• There's a new Real Time with Bill Maher on HBO at 10.

If you get Current TV, you might have seen the Flash-animated shorts called SuperNews, but if you haven't, you can check out a bunch of them here. I don't receive the channel, and only found these clips on the Current TV site recently via Cold Hard Flash. Obviously, given the channel that's airing these cartoons, they're going to have a liberal/democratic bias, but setting that aside and looking at them as just goofy satirical jabs at politicians and celebrities, a lot of them are pretty funny. Some of them also fall rather flat, which is why I recommend watching them online so you can skip the ones you don't like and watch the ones you do. The cartoons were created, written, and directed by Josh Faure-Brac. The "Oprah" episode in which Dan Brown, Tom Hanks, Mel Gibson, and Jesus Christ get in a tiff over Jesus' sex life is especially funny.