suze orman

All that white hair and he's two years younger than I am.

Anderson Cooper's birthday was June 3 (mine's June 9 - I like money and DVDs!), and he was surprised on the set the other night by two special guests: Keith Olbermann and Bill O'Reilly. Just kidding! Actually, it's a woman who hasn't made the A-list of celebs yet and a woman who is sure you can't afford anything.

Cooper always seems embarrassed by these things.

[via TV Newser]

• USA has an NCIS marathon all night.
• At 8, CBS has Streisand: Live in Concert.
• FOX has two new episodes of Cops at 8, followed by a new America's Most Wanted.
• HGTV has a new Divine Design at 8.
• Disney has the movie Hatching Pete at 8.
• At 9, Lifetime has the movie Unstable.
• CNBC has a new Suze Orman Show at 9.
  
• Sci-Fi has the movie Carny at 9.
• Hallmark has the movie Chasing A Dream at 9.
• ESPN has the Lakers/Jazz game at 9.
• Also at 9: ESPN2 has coverage of the NFL Draft.
• At 10, CBS has a new 48 Hours Mystery.
• BBC America has a new Graham Norton Show at 10.
• At 11, FOX has a new Mad TV, then a new Talk Show with Spike Feresten.

Check your local TV listings for more.

• USA has a Law and Order: SVU marathon all night.
• At 5, AMC has Airport, followed by Airport '75 and Airport '77.
• At 8, FOX has two new episodes of Cops, then a new America's Most Wanted.
• Nickelodeon has the Kid's Choice Awards at 8.
• At 9, NBC has the ISU World Figure Skating Championships.
• CNBC has a new Suze Orman Show at 9.
• Lifetime has the movie Nora Roberts Midnight Bayou at 9.
• Also at 9: Sci-Fi has the movie Polar Storm.
• At 10, CBS has a new 48 Hours Mystery.
• At 11, FOX has a new Mad TV, then a new Talk Show with Spike Feresten.
• At 1am, Cartoon Network has a new Bleach.

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• TV Land has an Andy Griffith Show marathon all night.
• At 8, CBS has March Madness, followed by a new 48 Hours Mystery.
• NBC has a new, two-hour Celebrity Apprentice (with unseen footage, that is) at 8.
• FOX has two new episodes of Cops starting at 8.
• HGTV has a new Divine Design at 8, then new episodes of Design on a Dime and Color Splash.
• There's a new iCarly on Nickelodeon at 8, followed by a new True Jackson, VIP.
• At 9, Lifetime has the movie Nora Roberts' Northern Lights.
• ESPN has World Baseball Classic semifinal coverage at 9.
• Also at 9: CNBC has a new Suze Orman Show.
• At 10, BBC America has a new Graham Norton Show.
• At 11, FOX has a new Mad TV, then a new Talk Show with Spike Feresten.
• At 1am, Cartoon Network has a new Bleach.

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• At 8, FOX has a new Cops.
• Nickelodeon has a new iCarly at 8, followed by new episodes of True Jackson, VIP and H20.
• TCM has A Night at the Opera at 8.
• At 8:30, HGTV has a new Design on a Dime.
• At 9, FOX has a new America's Most Wanted.
• CNBC has a new Suze Orman Show at 9.
• At 10, CBS has a new 48 Hours Mystery.
• Style Network has a new episode of The Dish at 10.
• At 11, FOX has a new Mad TV, then a new Talk Show with Spike Feresten .
• At 11:30, NBC has a new Saturday Night Live, with Dwayne Johnson and Ray LaMontagne.
  
• At 1am, Cartoon Network has a new Bleach, followed by a new Code Geass.

Check your local TV listings for more.

Also: don't forget to turn your clocks ahead one hour before going to bed!

• At 8, FOX has a new Cops.
• HGTV has a new Divine Design at 8, then a new Design on a Dime.
• At 8:30, Nickelodeon has a new True Jackson, VIP, followed by a new H20.
• At 9, FOX has a new America's Most Wanted.
• CNBC has a new Suze Orman Show at 9.
• Lifetime has the movie America at 9.
• Sci-Fi has the movie Anacondas: Trail of Blood at 9.
• Also at 9: VH-1 has a new Storytellers.
• At 10, CBS has a new 48 Hours Mystery.
• At 11, FOX has a new Mad TV.
• At 1am, Cartoon Network has a new Bleach, followed by a new Code Geass.

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• At 5, IFC has The 2009 Spirit Awards.
• At 8, FOX has a new Cops.
• HGTV has a new Divine Design at 8, followed by a new Design on a Dime.
• TCM has From Here To Eternity at 8.
• Also at 8: HBO has the movie Taking Chance.
• At 9, FOX has a new America's Most Wanted.
• CNBC has a new Suze Orman Show at 9.
• At 10, CBS has a new 48 Hours Mystery.
• At 11, FOX has a new Talk Show with Spike Feresten.
• Comedy Central has Aisha Tyler Is Lit: Live at the Fillmore at 11.
• At 1am, Cartoon Network has a new Bleach, then a new Code Geass.

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• At 8, ABC has Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown.
• FOX has a new Cops at 8.
• HGTV has a new Divine Design at 8, followed by new episodes of Design on a Dime and Color Splash.
• At 9, FOX has a new America's Most Wanted.
• Hallmark has the movie Before You Say I Do at 9.
• Also at 9: CNBC has a new Suze Orman Show.
• At 10, Food Network has a Valentine's Unwrapped.
• At 11, FOX has a new Talk Show with Spike Feresten, with Seth MacFarlane and Andy Richter.
• At 11:30, NBC has a new Saturday Night Live, with Alec Baldwin and The Jonas Brothers.
• At 1am, Cartoon Network has a new Bleach, then a new Code Geass.

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• TV Land has an Andy Griffith Show marathon all night.
• At 8, NBC has a new Crusoe, then Saturday Night Live Sports Extra.
• FOX has a new Cops at 8.
• CBS has Super Bowl's Greatest Commercials at 8.
• TCM has The Sweet Smell of Success at 8.
• At 9, FOX has a new America's Most Wanted.
• CNBC has a new Suze Orman Show at 9.
• Nickelodeon has a new H2O at 9.
• Also at 9: Hallmark has the movie The Note II: Taking a Chance on Love.
• At 9:30, Cartoon Network has a new Naruto.
• At 10, CBS has a new 48 Hours Mystery.
• At 11, FOX has a new Talk Show with Spike Feresten.
• At 11:30, NBC has a new Saturday Night LIve, with guests Steve Martin and Jason Mraz.

Check your local TV listings for more.

• At 8, CBS has two new episodes of Game Show In My Head.
• FOX has a new Cops at 8.
• NBC has a new Crusoe at 8, then U.S. Championship Figure Skating.
• Also at 8: TLC has The Miss America Pageant.
• At 9, FOX has a new America's Most Wanted.
• CNBC has a new Suze Orman Show at 9.
• Lifetime has the movie Prayers For Bobby at 9.
• ESPN has more Winter X Games at 9.
• At 9:30, Cartoon Network has a new Naruto.
• At 10, CBS has a new 48 Hours Mystery.
• ESPN2 has more Australian Open coverage at 10.
• At 11, FOX has a new Talk Show with Spike Feresten.

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• At 8, CBS has two new episodes of Game Show In My Head.
• NBC has a new Crusoe at 8.
• FOX has a new Cops at 8.
• Nickelodeon has a new iCarly at 8, then new episodes of True Jackson, VIP and H20.
• At 9, FOX has a new America's Most Wanted.
• There's a new Suze Orman Show at 9.
• Bravo has The Golden Globes at 9, if you missed it last weekend.
• Also at 9: Sci-Fi has the movie The Immortal Voyage of Captain Drake.
• At 10, Food Network has two new episodes of Rachel's Vacation.
• At 11, FOX has the season premiere of Talk Show with Spike Feresten, with guests Lisa Kudrow and Todd Barry.
  
• At 11:30, NBC has a new Saturday Night Live with guests Rosario Dawson and Fleet Foxes.

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• USA has a Monk marathon all night.
• Food Network has an Unwrapped marathon.
• At 8, CBS has two new episodes of Game Show In My Head at 8.
• FOX has the Cardinals/Panthers playoff game at 8.
• FOX News Channel has a new Huckabee at 8.
• HGTV has a new Deserving Design at 8.
• At 9, CNBC has a new Suze Orman Show.
• At 9:30, Cartoon Network has a new Naruto.
• At 10, BBC America has a new Graham Norton Show.
• At 11, FX has a marathon of The Shield.
• At 11:30, NBC has a new Saturday Night Live, with Neil Patrick Harris and Taylor Swift.
• At 1am, Cartoon Network has a new Bleach.

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I haven't watched Oprah for years, but I'll be tuning in this week and maybe even recording the shows to watch again later. Why? Because she's got a bunch of shows I can really use!

After admitting to the world that her weight has crept back up to 200 lbs. (although if a celebrity says they weigh 200 lbs., really they weigh at least 220 lbs. - trust me on this), she's getting back on that wagon and taking that fat bull by the horns.

Here's the rundown for her "Best Life Week," day by day:

Monday, Jan. 5: Your Weight. To get back on track, Oprah talks about her diet, workout plan, and ways to put yourself back on the priority list. Her workout guy Bob Greene stops by to help us all out of a rut. I just joined a gym, so I'm completely on-board with this one.

• At 8, ABC has the Big 12 Championship, Missouri vs. Oklahoma.
• FOX has a new Cops at 8.
• NBC has a new Crusoe at 8.
• At 9, FOX has a new America's Most Wanted.
• CNBC has a new Suze Orman Show at 9.
• Lifetime has the movie Flirting with Forty at 9.
• Food Network has Paula's Cookie Swap at 9.
• Also at 9: Hallmark has The Christmas Choir.
• At 10, CBS has a new 48 Hours Mystery.
• There's a new Trading Spaces on TLC at 10.
• BBC America has a new Graham Norton Show at 10.
• At 11:30, NBC has a new Saturday Night Live, with John Malkovich and T.I.
• At 1am, Cartoon Network has a new Bleach.

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• The N has a Drake & Josh marathon all night.
• At 8, ABC has College Football, Oklahoma vs. Oklahoma State.
• Nickelodeon has a new Back at the Barnyard at 8, followed by three new episodes of The Mighty B.
• Fox News Channel has a new Huckabee at 8.
• At 9, CBS has a new 48 Hours Mystery.
• FOX has a new America's Most Wanted at 9.
• TBS has Ellen's Even Bigger, Really Big Show at 9, then The Funniest Movies of the Year 2008.
• CNBC has a new Suze Orman Show at 9.
• Lifetime has the movie White Christmas at 9.
• At 10, BBC America has a new Graham Norton Show.
• TLC has a new Trading Spaces at 10.

Check your local TV listings for more.