Does your ride lack a certain something that all good cars should possess, like brakes?

When you drive to work, do the ambulances and fire trucks pull over to the shoulder to let you pass?

Is your vehicle so old that Jesus co-signed the lease?

Maybe it's time you traded that clunker in, not for a bounced government check or another clunker some guy in a $1,000 suit conned you into buying. Maybe it's time you traded it in for two pounds of C4 and 30 spools of Primacord.

Conan O'Brien premiered on last night's Tonight Show the funniest car related sweepstakes since AMC tried to give away a Pacer: one lucky American will get to blow up their car on national television.

Fans of So You Think You Can Dance are going to really love this one.

In celebration of the new season of the show, which premieres on FOX on May 22nd, we're working with promoters to offer our readers a round-trip to Los Angeles, California to attend the So You Think You Can Dance dance-off. The trip includes airfare for two, hotel, ground transportation to/from the airport and spending money.

To enter, leave a comment below before 11:59PM Eastern, Wednesday, May 7 simply telling us why you'd like to take a trip out to see the dance-off. As always, we'll randomly choose one winner amongst the eligible entries. Some other details after the jump.

I don't watch game shows, except for Jeopardy. I actually consider Jeopardy more of a quiz show because it requires some actual intelligence in order to win. That's not to say guessing the price of a bag of sponges or calling out one of the letters of the alphabet doesn't require a certain level of intelligence. I'm sure Wheel of Fortune has to weed out a lot of unqualified candidates:

M.C.: Okay, Steve, pick a letter.

Steve: Abraham Lincoln!