(S03E15) "His video game made a fortune and he invested all of it in a company that dismantles bank signs. They're doing very well." - Jack, about Tracy

I have to really disagree with Jack and Cerie: Liz Lemon is a bubble person.

Sure, Cerie is hot, but Jack himself admits that he hasn't been great looking since he was 25 and still had really blue eyes. They think Liz is merely nice and "pleasant looking"? That's crazy talk. Tina Fey is a bubble person.

That's a line I never thought I'd actually type, but she is. She really is. Liz should get what she wants a lot more than she does.