On 'The Dish' (Sun., 10PM ET on STYLE), Johnny Weir graced viewers with a tongue-in-cheek reading from his new memoir 'Welcome to My World'. Draped across a chaise longue and wearing a hot-pink blazer, he read, "It took me a long time to actually feel really physical. Sure, there were those late nights when staying up to watch 'Oz' I would feel a strange stirring..."

Weir paused to complain about the "stuffy" classical music playing in the background. The Olympic skater then suggested it be replaced with (of course) his "new single -- 'Dirty Love' -- available now on iTunes and wherever awesome music is sold."

Here's tonight's TV lineup (all times Eastern).

• CBS has NCAA Basketball all night.
• BBC America has a 'Doctor Who' marathon all night.
• At 7, ABC has 'The Ten Commandments.'
• At 8, HGTV has a new 'Divine Design.'
• Animal Planet has a new 'It's Me or the Dog' at 8.
• Retro TV has 'Buck Rogers in the 25th Century' at 8, then an episode of the original 'Battlestar Galactica' and an episode of 'Night Gallery.'
• Also at 8: TCM has 'Bonnie and Clyde,' followed by 'Point Blank.'
• At 8:30, Nickelodeon has a new 'True Jackson, VP.'
• At 9, FOX has a new 'America's Most Wanted.'
• CNBC has a new 'Suze Orman Show' at 9.
• At 10, Style has a new episode of 'The Dish.'
• Fine Living has a new 'Freakiest Vacations' at 10.
• At 11, FOX has a new 'Wanda Sykes Show.'
• At midnight, Cartoon Network has a new 'Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood.'

Check your local TV listings for more.

Here's tonight's TV lineup (all times Eastern).

• Bravo has a 'House' marathon all night.
• At 7, CBS has NCAA Basketball.
• Current has '50 Greatest Viral Videos' at 7.
• At 8, FOX has a new 'Cops.'
• Nickelodeon has 'The Kids Choice Awards' at 8, followed by the series premiere of 'Victorious.'
• HGTV has a new 'Divine Design' at 8, then new episodes of 'Sarah's House' and 'Dear Genevieve.'
• Retro TV has 'Buck Rogers in the 25th Century' at 8, followed by the original 'Battlestar Galactica.'
• Also at 8: Animal Planet has a new 'It's Me or the Dog.'
• At 9, FOX has a new 'America's Most Wanted.'
• CNBC has a new 'Suze Orman Show' at 9.
• Syfy has 'Dark Relic' at 9.
• At 9:30, Disney has a new 'Suite Life on Deck.'
• At 10, Style has a new episode of 'The Dish.'
• TLC has a new 'Paranormal Court' at 10.

Check your local TV listings for more.

Here's tonight's TV lineup (all times Eastern).

• CBS has NCAA Basketball all night.
• WE has a 'Golden Girls' marathon all night.
• At 7, Disney has 'Handy Manny.'
• Cartoon Network has a new 'Bakugan' at 7.
• At 8, FOX has a new 'Cops.'
• TCM has 'Lawrence of Arabia' at 8.
• HGTV has a new 'Divine Design' at 8.
• At 8:30, Nickelodeon has a new 'True Jackson, VP,' followed by a new episode of 'The Troop.'
• At 9, FOX has a new 'America's Most Wanted.'
• CNBC has a new 'Suze Orman Show' at 9.
• MTV has 'Spring Break 2010: Fist Pumpin' Top 20 with Jersey Shore' at 9.
• Also at 9: BBC America has a new episode of 'Survivors.'
• At 10, CBS has a new '48 Hours Mystery.'
• Fine Living has the series premiere of 'Freakiest Foods' at 10.
• There's a new episode of 'The Dish' on Style at 10.
• At 11, FOX has a new 'Wanda Sykes Show.'
• At midnight, Cartoon Network has a new 'Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood.'

Check your local TV listings for more.

Here's tonight's TV lineup (all times Eastern).

• Bravo has a 'House' marathon all night.
• At 7, Cartoon Network has a new 'Bakugan.'
• At 8, FOX has a new 'Cops.'
• HGTV has a new 'Divine Design' at 8.
• Also at 8: TCM has 'A Streetcar Named Desire.'
• At 9, FOX has a new 'America's Most Wanted.'
• CNBC has a new 'Suze Orman Show' at 9.
• BBC America has a new 'Survivors' at 9.
• HGTV has a new 'The Outdoor Room with Jamie Durie' at 9, followed by a new 'Curb Appeal: The Block.'
• At 10, CBS has a new '48 Hours Mystery.'
• There's a new episode of 'The Dish' on Style at 10.
• At 11, FOX has a new episode of 'The Wanda Sykes Show.'
• At 11:30, NBC has a new 'Saturday Night Live,' with Zach Galifianakis and Vampire Weekend.
• At midnight, Cartoon Network has a new 'Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood.'

Check your local TV listings for more.

Here's tonight's TV lineup (all times Eastern).

• Travel Channel has a 'Man vs. Food' marathon all night.
• At 8, NBC has more coverage of The Olympics.
• FOX has a new 'Cops' at 8.
• HGTV has a new 'Divine Design' at 8.
• At 8:30, Disney XD has a new 'Kick Buttkowski: Suburban Daredevil.'
• At 9, FOX has a new 'America's Most Wanted.'
• CNBC has a new 'Suze Orman Show' at 9.
  
• BBC America has a new 'Survivors' at 9.
• HGTV has a new 'The Outdoor Room with Jamie Durie,' followed by a new 'Curb Appeal: The Blog.'
• Also at 9: Syfy has 'Beauty and the Beasts: A Dark Tale.'
• At 10, CBS has a new '48 Hours Mystery.'
• Style has a new episode of 'The Dish' at 10.
• At 11, FOX has a new 'Wanda Sykes Show.'
• At 11:30, NBC has a new 'Saturday Night Live.'

Check your local TV listings for more.

Here's tonight's TV lineup (all times Eastern).

• Discovery has a 'Deadliest Catch' marathon all night.
• CSPAN2 has new episodes of 'Book TV' all night.
• At 8, NBC has The Olympics.
• FOX has a new 'Cops' at 8.
• HGTV has a new 'Divine Design' at 8.
• At 8:30, Nickelodeon has a new episode of 'True Jackson, VP,' followed by a new episode of 'The Troop.'
• At 9, FOX has a new 'America's Most Wanted.'
• CNBC has a new 'Suze Orman Show' at 9.
• There's a new 'Survivors' on BBC America at 9.
• HGTV has a new 'The Outdoor Room with Jamie Durie' at 9, then a new 'Curb Appeal.'
• Also at 9: The Weather Channel has a new 'Weather Proof.'
• At 10, CBS has a new '48 Hours Mystery.'
• Style has a new episode of 'The Dish' at 10.
• At 11, FOX has a new 'Wanda Sykes Show.'

Check your local TV listings for more.

Here's tonight's TV lineup (all times Eastern).

• Bravo has a 'House' marathon all night.
• Travel Channel has Samantha Brown specials all night.
• At 7, TNT has the basketball H.O.R.S.E. Contest, then 'NBA Tip-Off' and 'The 2010 All-Star Skills Competition.'
• At 8, NBC has The Olympics.
• FOX has a new 'Cops' at 8.
• HGTV has a new 'Divine Design' at 8, followed by new episodes of 'The Outdoor Room with Jamie Durie' and 'Curb Appeal: The Block.'
• At 9, FOX has a new 'America's Most Wanted.'
• BBC America has the premiere of 'Survivors' at 9.
• Hallmark has 'Elevator Girl' at 9.
• The Weather Channel has a new 'Weather Proof' at 9.
• At 9:45, Disney HD has a new 'Kick Buttkowski: Suburban Daredevil.'
• At 10, CBS has a new '48 Hours Mystery.'
• HBO has 'Bill Maher ... But I'm Not Wrong' at 10.
• Also at 10: Style has a new episode of 'The Dish.'

Check your local TV listings for more.

Here's the TV lineup for tonight (all times Eastern).

• Hallmark has an 'I Love Lucy' marathon all night.
• At 7, Cartoon Network has a new 'Bakugan,' then a new 'Super Hero Squad Show.'
• At 8, FOX has the 'Sprint Cup: Budweiser Shootout' NASCAR race.
• HGTV has a new 'Divine Design' at 8.
• TCM has 'Bullitt' at 8, then 'The French Connection.'
• At 8:30, Nickelodeon has a new 'True Jackson, VP,' followed by a new episode of 'The Troop.'
• At 9, CNBC has a new 'Suze Orman Show.'
• Food Network has a new 'Challenge' at 8, then a new 'Iron Chef America.'
• Syfy has 'The Cursed' at 9.
• Also at 9: BBC America has a new 'Demons.'
• At 10, CBS has a new '48 Hours Mystery.'
• Style Network has a new episode of 'The Dish' at 10.
• At 11, FOX has a new 'Wanda Sykes Show.'
• At 11:30, NBC has a new 'Saturday Night Live,' with Ashton Kutcher and Them Crooked Vultures.

Check your local TV listings for more.

• At 7:30, FOX has Baseball Playoffs, the Yankees vs. the Angels.
• At 8, Animal Planet has two new episodes of Superfetch, followed by new episodes of Dogs 101 and America's Cutest Dog.
• At 8:30, Nickelodeon has a new True Jackson, VP.
• At 9, CNBC has a new Suze Orman Show.
• BBC America has a new Robin Hood at 9, then a new Graham Norton Show.
• Discovery has a new Mythbusters at 9.
• Syfy has the movie Ghost Town at 9.
• Food Network has Extreme Sweets at 9.
• WE has a new episode of The Locator at 9.
• At 9:30, Biography has a new Ghostly Adventures, followed by a new Celebrity Ghost Stories.
• At 10, CBS has a new 48 Hours Mystery.
• There's a new episode of The Dish on Style at 10.
• At midnight, FOX has a new Sit Down, Shut Up.
• At 12:30AM, Cartoon Network has two new episodes of Bleach.

Check your local TV listings for more.

• At 7, ABC has the Sprint Cup NASCAR Banking 500 race.
• ESPN2 has College Football at 7, Virginia Tech vs. Georgia Tech.
• At 7:30, FOX has Baseball Playoffs, the Yankees vs. the Angels.
• At 7:45, ESPN has College Football, South Carolina vs. Alabama.
• At 8, Nickelodeon has a new iCarly, then a new True Jackson, VP.
• At 9, CNBC has a new Suze Orman Show.
• Lifetime has the movie Sorority Wars at 9.
• WE has a new episode of The Locator at 9.
• Also at 9: BBC America has a new Robin Hood, followed by a new Graham Norton Show.
• At 9:30, Biography has a new Ghostly Adventures.
• At 10, CBS has a new 48 Hours Mystery.
• Food Network has a new Unwrapped at 10.
• Style has a new episode of The Dish at 10.
• At 11:30, NBC has a new Saturday Night Live, with Gerard Butler and Shakira.
• At 12:30AM, Cartoon Network has two new episodes of Bleach.

Check your local TV listings for more.

• TBS has Baseball Playoffs all night.
• At 7, NBC has the President's Cup golf tournament.
• At 8, ABC has College Football, Michigan vs. Iowa.
• CBS has College Football at 8, Florida vs. LSU.
• FOX has a new Cops at 8.
• AMC has Rio Bravo at 8.
• ESPN2 has College Football at 8, Georgia Tech vs. Florida State.
• At 9, FOX has a new America's Most Wanted.
• There's a new Suze Orman Show on CNBC at 9.
• BBC America has a new Robin Hood at 8, followed by the season premiere of The Graham Norton Show.
• At 9:30, Biography has a new Ghostly Adventures, then a new Celebrity Ghost Stories.
• At 10, Food Network has the Good Eats 10th Anniversary.
• Style has a new episode of The Dish at 10.
• HBO has Wanda Sykes I'ma Be Me at 10.
• At 11:30, NBC has a new Saturday Night Live, with Drew Barrymore and Regina Spektor.
• At midnight, FOX has a new Sit Down, Shut Up.
• At 12:30AM, Cartoon Network has two new episodes of Bleach.

Check your local TV listings for more.

• At 8, ABC has College Football, Oklahoma vs. Miami.
• FOX has a new Cops at 8.
• Nickelodeon has a new iCarly at 8, followed by a new True Jackson, VP.
• At 9, FOX has a new America's Most Wanted.
• CNBC has a new Suze Orman Show at 9.
• Spike has the movie JCVD at 9.
• BBC America has a new Robin Hood at 9.
• Also at 9: WE has a new episode of The Locator.
• At 9:30, Biography has a new Ghostly Adventures, then a new Celebrity Ghost Stories.
• At 10, CBS has a new 48 Hours Mystery.
• Style has a new episode of The Dish at 10.
• At 11:30, NBC has a new SNL, with Ryan Reynolds and Lady Gaga.
• At midnight, FOX has a new Sit Down, Shut Up.
• At 12:30, Cartoon Network has two new episodes of Bleach.

Check your local TV listings for more.

• At 7:45, ESPN has College Football, Georgia vs. Arkansas.
• Also at 7:45, ESPN2 has College Football, West Virginia vs. Auburn.
• At 8, ABC has College Football, Texas vs. Texas Tech.
• FOX has a new Cops at 8.
• Nickelodeon has a new iCarly at 8, followed by a new True Jackson, VP.
• At 9, FOX has a new America's Most Wanted.
• CNBC has a new Suze Orman Show at 9.
• BBC America has a new Robin Hood at 9.
• Lifetime has the movie Georgia O'Keeffe at 9.
• Comedy Central has the movie Still Waiting at 9.
• WE has a new episode of The Locator at 9.
• At 9:30, Biography has a new Ghostly Adventures.
• At 10, CBS has a new 48 Hours Mystery.
• Style has a new episode of The Dish at 10.
• At 12:30 AM, Cartoon Network has two new episodes of Bleach.

Check your local TV listings for more.

• Food Network has an Iron Chef America marathon.
• At 7, ESPN2 has College Football, South Carolina vs. Georgia.
• At 7:30, ABC has the Sprint Cup: Chevy Rock & Roll 400 NASCAR race.
• At 8, FOX has the season premiere (two episodes) of Cops, followed by a new America's Most Wanted.
• CBS has the U.S. Open Women's Final at 8.
• Nickelodeon has a new iCarly at 8.
• ESPN has College Football at 8, USC vs. Ohio State.
• HGTV has a new Divine Design at 8.
• At 9, CNBC has a new Suze Orman Show.
• BBC America has the season premiere of Robin Hood at 9.
• HGTV has a new Color Splash at 9.
• Also at 9: Hallmark has the movie Citizen Jane.
• At 9:30, Biography has a new Ghostly Adventures.
• At 10, Style has a new episode of The Dish.
• At 12:30 AM, Cartoon Network has two new episodes of Bleach.

Check your local TV listings for more.