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(S03E01) Most of my fellow Squadders are starting their Retro Squad coverage at a particular show's pilot. Not me. I decided to be different in my coverage of Seinfeld and start with Season Three. Why? Well, let me put it in as delicate a way as I possibly can: the first two seasons of Seinfeld kinda sucked.

Don't get me wrong; the first 18 episodes had some brilliant moments, like the episode where Jerry, George and Elaine wait for a table at a Chinese restaurant, or the one where George does everything he can to keep his girlfriend from hearing a bad phone message of his. But, overall, the episodes in those first two seasons moved pretty slowly and concentrated on a single plot, often to an episode's detriment. Even Seinfeld and Larry David would likely acknowledge that the show really found its legs creatively in Season Three (1991-92), which is also the first one where a full slate of episodes were ordered. So that's where I decided to start.