Some have made the argument that actor Ted McGinley is the patron saint of all things television. I mean, sure Teddy-M.C. has a wide and varied career and holds the power to destroy entire series with his very presence.

Well Mr. McGinley, I've met Bruce Campbell (once, almost, it's a long story). I know Bruce Campbell (not really, but Bob probably knows him better than I do). And you, sir, are no Bruce Campbell.

And just to prove it, let me pose a question: has anyone ever held a "Ted McGinley Watch" in his television honor? I didn't think so. Writer and blogger John Sellers has revived the annual TV tradition on his popular True/Slant blog.

• Bravo has election-themed episodes of The West Wing all day until 10pm.
• At 8, ABC has a new Dancing with the Stars, then new episodes of Samantha Who? and Boston Legal.
• NBC has a new Chuck at 8, followed by new episodes of Heroes and My Own Worst Enemy.
• FOX has Game 5 of The World Series at 8.
• The CW has new episodes of Gossip Girl and One Tree Hill.
• Food Network has a new Good Eats at 8, followed by new episodes of How'd That Get On My Plate? and Unwrapped.
• TCM has An American In Paris at 8.
• At 9, USA has a new Monday Night RAW.
• Disney has a new episode of The Replacements at 9.
• Also at 9: Spike has two new episodes of Unsolved Mysteries.
• At 10, TNT has a new Raising the Bar.
• Food Network has the season premiere of Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives at 10.

Check your local TV listings for more.

After the jump, the late night talk show listings.