What would it be like to see a gigantic pornographic image of yourself on the big screen? That's the question facing the stars of 'Reno 911!' Because as it turns out, there is a porn version of the now-canceled comedy show. Why is there a porn version? How could that possibly be sexy? Your guesses are as good as ours.

The porno version is called 'Reno 911: A XXX Parody.' (Clever title!) And actual 'Reno' star Thomas Lennon went to see the adult movie. The celebrity news show 'TMZ' (weekdays, syndicated) has the full scoop.

Lennon checked out the film, and got to see the porn version of himself. And apparently, Lennon's porno doppelganger is a little more well-endowed that he is. "I'm talking about -- honestly -- a foot," Lennon said, while spreading his hands to indicate the size of the man's, um, tool.

Star George Clooney is currently on location in Hawaii to film his latest movie, 'The Descendants.' While on location, he brought along his latest girlfriend, model Elisabetta Canalis. Clooney's girlfriend was spotted strolling around with him in a very skimpy outfit. She was wearing a highly revealing bikini.

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Conan O'Brien is back! It's official -- after leaving "The Tonight Show," the comedy star will be hosting a new late-night show at 11PM on TBS. A 'TMZ' reporter surprised O'Brien with a question related to that news. In fact, 'TMZ' (weekdays, syndicated) managed to "zing" O'Brien. "Did you hear the news?" the reporter said to O'Brien. "TBS signed Jay Leno! 10:30 program every night!"

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Scandal! Maybe! Probably! Or maybe not. 'TMZ' (weeksdays, syndicated) seems to think that football star Chad Ochocinco is doing, well, adult things with his 'Dancing With the Stars' partner, Cheryl Burke. Apparently, there are rumors that the pair are in engaged in a sexual relationship, or "doing the between-the-sheets waltz," as TMZ puts it.

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'Dancing With the Stars' main man Tom Bergeron is playing Bobby Mann -- a late night talk show host who gets canceled permanently on the April 12 episode of 'Castle,' which airs on ABC immediately after the 'DWTS' two-hour performance show. It's up to series star Nathan Fillion and his TV detective partner, played by Stana Katic, to find out who killed Bobby.

AOL spoke with Bergeron, who weighed in on 'Castle,' the current -- and arguably most-talked about -- cast of 'Dancing With the Stars,' and how he handles those pesky TMZ.com interviews.

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Pamela Anderson was getting her drink on and 'TMZ' (weekdays, syndicated) was there to capture the action! Apparently, the starlet went out to a nightclub after her latest appearance on 'Dancing with the Stars,' and once she was at the club, some drinking was done. Well, a lot of drinking was done, actually.

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How would you feel if a woman who's accused of sleeping with your husband came to your defense? That's the question facing Sandra Bullock. Melissa Smith, the alleged second mistress of Jesse James, rode around Southern California on a motorcycle on Tuesday wearing a "TEAM SANDRA" T-shirt.

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Conrad Murray -- Michael Jackson's personal doctor -- will attempt to duck manslaughter charges by claiming that the King of Pop killed himself. 'TMZ' (weekdays, syndicated on Fox) has the scoop. Murray claims that he only injected Jackson with 25 milligrams of the sedative Propofol, which is the drug that led to Jackson's lethal cardiac arrest.

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Heidi Montag and husband Spencer Pratt apparently have a bit of downtime now that their show, 'The Hills,' has been canceled. What are they doing with their spare time? Why, changing their names, of course! 'TMZ' (weekdays, syndicated) reports that the celebrities have "given themselves Indian names." Henceforth, Montag will be known as "White Wolf" and Pratt will be called "Running Bear."

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Snooki from 'Jersey Shore' has brought us many things. Among them: The concept that wearing your hair in a "Hair Bump " is a good idea, and that excessive tanning and drinking is the pathway to success. And now Snooki is filming her first commercial, which 'TMZ' (6:30PM ET on Fox) got a peek at.

The commercial features Snooki and her current boyfriend touting "Sunlove" self-tanning spray. Snooki's boyfriend flexes his arm muscles, showing off the fake tan, and Snooki uses the phrase "Snookerized." As in: "So I just 'Snookerized' one of my man's gorilla arms." "Snookerized!" An entirely new word ... and yet another gift from our pal Snooki (real name: Nicole Polizzi). But wait. It gets worse.

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Generally speaking, what happens in the workplace usually is not meant for media consumption. Unless it's a Karen Silkwood situation, employees know that you don't blab about your fellow workers. Except in show business! Apparently, the very idea of working on a set or in the production offices where glamorous stars are toiling is a reason to yap about what you see.

This is especially true when those glittery vessels of acting have questionable personal lives that have already been selling ad space in newspapers, magazines and web sites. This is all a preface to the report filed by TMZ.com that the 'Two and a Half Men' team have been told to keep quiet about Charlie Sheen.

Coco might be unemployed, but he's not spending his days half-naked in a bean bag chair and hitting a bag of Doritos like he's trying to earn "Nacho Miles."

He's hard at work on a new live show, the big loophole in his contract that precludes him going on television for some time, starting with Phoenix, Arizona.

TMZ confirmed that Conan is holding a stage show at the Dodge Theatre on April 30 and tickets go on sale today. Ticketmaster started selling seats for the soon to be sold out show but took the listing down when TMZ broke the story. A theater representative confirmed the show will still go on as planned.

There isn't any word yet on what the show is exactly, but expect a lot of angry puppets, a heavy dose of death humor and 1,001 cracks at Jay Leno that would have gotten him thrown in FCC's "Naughty Word Jail" until the end of the next century. In other words, the depth of your standard NBC contract.

A lot of words have been thrown around this whole late night shakeup over at NBC and Jay Leno decided that Monday, more than a week after this whole thing hit the fan, was the right time to address the situation. Sounds like NBC isn't the only entity in this mess with a timing issue.

Leno took some time before a round of "Headlines" during Monday's show to explain the situation from his point-of-view. He insisted that when NBC decided to pull the plug on his show and refused to release him from his contract, the network was sure Conan O'Brien and company would go for the new deal. He also said Conan acted like a complete "gentleman" throughout this ordeal and insisted that no one blame him for this mess. I think everyone is way ahead of you on that last one.

TMZ grabbed some footage of last night's sincere explanation.

A lot of people don't understand this, but even though we write for a television web site and watch tons of television every single day, we can't keep track of everything or watch everything. There are many shows that I realize are on my television but simply don't watch (Grey's Anatomy, CSI, The Bachelor, Maury), and there are a few that I don't watch because I had no idea they were still on. Below are five such shows that I recently found out were still going strong (OK, five are still going strong, one is an old show that I didn't realize was being shown nowadays).

The People's Court: I used to watch this every single day when I was younger (the show's legal expert, Harvey Levin, now runs TMZ.com). That was when a real-life courtroom show was unique, before there were 27 of them on TV every single day. I knew that Judge Judy was still on, and shows with other various judges (Judge Hackett, Divorce Court, Judge Mathis, Judge Maria Lopez, Judge David Young, Christina's Court), but I didn't know this one was still on. It can't be the same without Judge Wapner and baliff Rusty though.

What's happening on other blogs via the interweb.

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• NBC's Jeff Zucker just bought Kitty Carlisle's place.
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• Did ex-Lost star Michelle Rodriguez violate the terms of her probation?
• David Letterman asked Paris Hilton about prison the other night - a lot. Here's the video.
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