• Soap star Nathaniel Martson attacked three people using a crate in New York this weekend,
  
• Jessica Simpson will fill in for Elisabeth Hasselbeck for a few days next month on The View.
  
• Fires near L.A. are still destroying celebrity homes and interrupting filming.
  

Last October I hepped y'all to a possible new reality series from Tori Spelling and her husband Dean McDermott in which the couple would run their own bed and breakfast. Well, it's a-comin', and it's a-gonna be on Oxygen. I'm-a gonna stop typing like that now, if you don't mind.

• Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search for the Next Doll premieres tomorrow.
  
• David Beckham's knee injury shouldn't interfere with plans he and Posh have to move to L.A., become reality stars... oh and play soccer.
  
• Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott have chosen a winner in the contest to name their new bed and breakfast: the "Chateau La Rue."
  

• Tori Spelling is re-engaged. I'm re-unimpressed.
  
• New Year's with the cast of The Sopranos wasn't exactly a hot item on Ebay.
  
• The immature Rosie and Donald feud continues, and I'm resolving to stop talking about.
  

• Apparently taking a break from that memoir she's writing, Tori Spelling is having a yard sale today and tomorrow.
• Dolly Parton wasn't offended when Jessica Simpson flubbed her song at a her Kennedy Center tribute.
  
• Treat yourself to lunch with Walter Cronkite, or a private after-party with George Clooney. After all, it's for charity.

Folks, always be nice to your extremely wealthy and influential parents. Because, if you don't, you may not get what you were promised when one of them passes away.

This is the situation that is playing out in the family of producer Aaron Spelling, who passed away back in June due to complications form a stroke. It seems that daughter Tori Spelling (Beverly Hills, 90210) will not be getting the promised multi-millions from her father's $500 million fortune. Instead, she'll be inheriting a paltry $800,000; a mere 0.16 percent fragment of the entire amount. According to an article in Us Weekly, the severe reduction in funds results from the continued estrangement from her mother Candy, who is the sole executor of her late husband's estate. The report also says that brother Randy will also receive the same amount of money, but will be set up for life by his mother.

The article reads like one of Spelling's primetime soap operas. I wonder if someone else will make the antics of the Spelling family into a successful show starring Heather Locklear.

Maybe no one realized this yet. Or, maybe no one really cared. During the 2005-06 television season, seven alumni of FOX's Beverly Hills, 90210 have appeared or will appear in a regular series.

Do you doubt me? Do you think it isn't true? Do you think I have way too much time on my hands? Well, the last may be true, but that's not the point.

Click on, dear reader, for the proof that you seek.