'The Doctors' (weekdays, syndicated) panel breaks into a fit of laughter after Travis Stork struggles to open a pillbox, then asks co-host Drew Ordon for help, implying that Ordon takes a large number of pills in a given day.

Stork, Jim Sears and Lisa Masterson all have a good laugh at the expense of Ordon, who plays along with a smile.

Watch the video after the jump.

If reality television stars can't find true love through liquor and hot tubs, is there any hope for the rest of us? It's true, the latest happy couple created on ABC's The Bachelor is splitsville. Despite professing mutual admiration for each other when The Bachelor concluded last month, it turns out that Travis Stork and Sarah Stone weren't meant to be. Stork gave Stone a diamond ring on a necklace during the season finale on Feb. 27th, but didn't propose. He just said he wanted to return to Nashville (hometown for both of them) to see how it goes. Of course, that actual interaction happened in November and the two haven't been allowed to see each other or date until the season finale aired last month. Stork and Stone follow a long line of The Bachelor couples who haven't made it. In fact, the only couple that survives is The Bachelorette's Trista Rehn and Ryan Sutter, who married in December 2003.

I've been hearing rumors that Travis and Sarah's "perfect" romance that wound up on "The Bachelor: Paris" Monday  might already be done, and certainly the fact that the two didn't do the usual press rounds didn't seem like a good sign.  Maybe they are private people (ha!) or maybe, just maybe, all that perfectness just didn't last. Reader Terese sent me a link to Bricks and Stones, who have more solid proof. It's a bit friend-of-a-friend, but it seems Travis has reunited with his girlfriend of five years. He and Sarah did date briefly and Travis is now in consultation to be a doctor consultant on ABC shows (surprise, surprise). The juiciest and saddest detail is that during the final rose ceremony, he said "I love you Sarah," but asked ABC and to edit it out since "it wouldn't be fair to her now." Ouch! 

And while we are rumor-mongering, a link on Bricks and Stone also lead me to a comment on the BachelorRecap blog (it's the anonymous one at 2:09) which has an email that is allegedly from Mike, Travis's brother-in-law. It says that he and Sarah are done, that she may be dating a football player (the Tennessean reports she is dating a friend of a football player,) and that if Travis had it to do all over again he would have picked Susan and Jehan to go to the final two. Does this set a record for the fastest Bachelor break-up?

If you had to choose between the good person, the person who made you feel cuddly and content and the person who captivated you even though you couldn't explain why, who would you choose? That's the choice for Dr. Bland, otherwise known as Travis. The final two are the feisty and emotionally raw Moana and the perfect doctor's wife, Sarah.

First up we have Sarah meet the parents. She does a great job charming the children and Travis's sister. She plays everything right and it's so deadly boring to watch. If she says she wants Travis one more time or that he is perfect for her I may throw something at the screen. The entire group just seems so dull and restrained. That's all set to change when it's time for Moana's meet and greet.

Tonight's episode is the pre-finale snarkfest where the girls get to harsh on each other and on the Bachelor. The girls are particularly hard on Susan for her interest in acting. I have no idea if she had feelings for Travis or not but she sure is a pretty crier. She could give lessons on how to weep and still look like a perfect little princess. When Canadian Sarah takes the stage, Jennifer once again leads the attack. While some of the girls look a bit Hollywood-ed up post-Bachelor, young Sarah looks a little less cute and seems a lot more hard-edged than she was when flirting with Dr. Bland.  And of course we have to revisit the Ali G. "reproduction" incident. Unfortunately, for what I think is the first time, a Bachelorette doesn't show up. Even though Dr. Ali isn't there, the girls take the opportunity to take a brief swipe or two at her. Overall though, no one gets treated as badly as Susan. In other seasons, the Bachelor has often seemed a bit predatory but this season the women seems very protective of the square-jawed doctor.

It's overnight date night, otherwise known as will-they-or-won't- they-hit-the-fantasy-suite time.  Of course, like the girls themselves, the show is a tease. We are subjected to over half an hour of Bachelors past filler. Is this the first time we have three brunettes as the final three?

First up, Moana in Venice (lucky girl). They enjoy the pigeons in St. Mark's, go for a gondola ride and share a romantic meal. Then it's time for the fantasy suite option. Why do they always make the girl read the card aloud? We all know what is about to go down. Travis says he wants to spend more time alone with Moana. Travis says that he feels guilty since he has to go on two more dates. She says she understands and they make out. Cue the swelling music and the closing doors.

It's time to play Meet the Parents with Dr. Bland. We begin with Moana, the Paris Pariah. Travis heads to her home town of San Clemente. Moana seems a whole lot less uptight now that she is Stateside. Romantic surfboard smooching ensues. Back at the Moana ranch, ye olde Dad looks none-to-pleased to meet Dr. Bland in the beginning and it only gets worse. The dad asks if Travis is a Christian and in general they don't really seem to like him much and Travis, who seems pretty accustomed to having everyone adore him, seems a bit shaken.

Next Travis zooms up to Canada to see the younger Sarah. She seems a bit ill at ease and over beers lets Travis know that the girls in the house didn't like Moana. Travis doesn't speak ill of Moana but Canadian Sarah doesn't budge saying that she is aggravated and frustrated by the fact that Travis chose Moana as one of the final girls. At Canadian Sarah's house things go fairly well. Travis finds out that Sarah still lives at home. At dinner, Sarah mentions the other girls and is clearly still all turned around about the other girls but after the date she seems more secure and they get cozy on the bed in her room. Very high school.

This time we have two past contestants grilling the girls for the chance for a one-on-one date. They call Tara a drunk, Canadian Sarah is too young etc. but they save their true bitterness for Moana. They say that Moana is there for the wrong reasons. The girls give Jehan the first date and she and Travis go off on a picnic. Travis gives her an Eiffel Tower necklace but their picnic goes sour when Jehan announces she has been married before. I'm not sure why, in our modern age, this is such a big deal for the Bachelors. Travis takes an easy way out, not giving her a rose but asking her to stay until the next rose ceremony. The other girls seemed horrified that Jehan has been married too The fairy tale is alive and well at the Bachelorette chateau.

This season begins with an oh-so-tasteful look back at Bachelors' past, glossing over the major disasters and broken hearts and celebrating the successes which is basically still Trista and Ryan (at least until Bachelor Byron officially marries up). We start off with the handsome Dr. Bland, otherwise known as Travis Stork. Dr. Bland is definitely easy on the eyes, tall, polite, and strong-chinned in a soap opera hunk way. And of course we are in Paris, a city so damn gorgeous that it would make you fall in love with a man far less eye-candy worthy than Dr. Bland. The girls are predictably aswoon from the get go. Early charmers include the darlingly clumsy April, the effusive Kristen, the toothy Venus and the rather forward Yvonne.It's easy to tell which girls Dr. Bland prefers as he casts longing looks up the staircase. Those poor girls have to make the journey up wide stone steps in very precarious heels but it's inside that the real fun begins.