Here's tonight's TV lineup (all times Eastern). All shows are new, unless otherwise noted.

It's Saturday, so don't expect too much from the schedule. Except for the one show that all us science fiction geeks will be tuning into at nine o'clock.

8:00 to 9:00
FOX: 'Cops'
Animal Planet: 'It's Me or the Dog'
BBC America: 'Doctor Who: The Ultimate Guide'
G4: 'Ninja Warrior' -- Two 30-minute episodes
HGTV: 'Divine Design' and 'Sarah's House'
Nickelodeon: 'iCarly' and 'True Jackson, VP'
The Weather Channel: 'Storm Stories' -- Two 30-minute episodes

9:00 to 10:00
CBS: 'Strikeforce Saturday Night Fights' --Yes, it is on CBS! Two hours
FOX: 'America's Most Wanted'
BBC America: 'Doctor Who' -- Premiere of the newest doctor: Matt Smith
DIY: 'Renovation Realities'
HBO: '24/7 Mayweather/Mosley'
Spike: 'UFC 110: Nogueira vs. Velasquez' -- Two and a half hours
The Weather Channel: 'SeaTek' -- Starts at 9:30

10:00 to 11:00
BBC America: 'The Graham Norton Show' -- Christina Ricci; Ricky Gervais; Stephen Merchant; Pixie Lott
DIY: 'Massive Moves'
HGTV: 'Battle on the Block'
MSNBC: 'Lockup: Raw' -- These things always sound like porn movies to me
Style: 'The Dish'
Travel: 'America's Worst Driver'

11:00 and Beyond
FOX: 'The Wanda Sykes Show' -- Tom Bergeron; actor Columbus Short; boxer Laila Ali
NBC: 'Saturday Night Live' -- Host Ryan Phillippe; performance by Ke$ha. Starts at 11:29
Cartoon Network (Adult Swim): 'Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood' -- Airs at midnight

Here's tonight's TV lineup (all times Eastern).

• CBS has NCAA Basketball all night.
• BBC America has a 'Doctor Who' marathon all night.
• At 7, ABC has 'The Ten Commandments.'
• At 8, HGTV has a new 'Divine Design.'
• Animal Planet has a new 'It's Me or the Dog' at 8.
• Retro TV has 'Buck Rogers in the 25th Century' at 8, then an episode of the original 'Battlestar Galactica' and an episode of 'Night Gallery.'
• Also at 8: TCM has 'Bonnie and Clyde,' followed by 'Point Blank.'
• At 8:30, Nickelodeon has a new 'True Jackson, VP.'
• At 9, FOX has a new 'America's Most Wanted.'
• CNBC has a new 'Suze Orman Show' at 9.
• At 10, Style has a new episode of 'The Dish.'
• Fine Living has a new 'Freakiest Vacations' at 10.
• At 11, FOX has a new 'Wanda Sykes Show.'
• At midnight, Cartoon Network has a new 'Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood.'

Check your local TV listings for more.

Here's tonight's TV lineup (all times Eastern).

• CBS has NCAA Basketball all night.
• WE has a 'Golden Girls' marathon all night.
• At 7, Disney has 'Handy Manny.'
• Cartoon Network has a new 'Bakugan' at 7.
• At 8, FOX has a new 'Cops.'
• TCM has 'Lawrence of Arabia' at 8.
• HGTV has a new 'Divine Design' at 8.
• At 8:30, Nickelodeon has a new 'True Jackson, VP,' followed by a new episode of 'The Troop.'
• At 9, FOX has a new 'America's Most Wanted.'
• CNBC has a new 'Suze Orman Show' at 9.
• MTV has 'Spring Break 2010: Fist Pumpin' Top 20 with Jersey Shore' at 9.
• Also at 9: BBC America has a new episode of 'Survivors.'
• At 10, CBS has a new '48 Hours Mystery.'
• Fine Living has the series premiere of 'Freakiest Foods' at 10.
• There's a new episode of 'The Dish' on Style at 10.
• At 11, FOX has a new 'Wanda Sykes Show.'
• At midnight, Cartoon Network has a new 'Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood.'

Check your local TV listings for more.

Here's tonight's TV lineup (all times Eastern).

• At 7, Cartoon Network has a new 'Bakugan.'
• At 8, FOX has a new 'Cops.'
• HGTV has a new 'Divine Design' at 8.
• At 8:30, Nickelodeon has a new 'True Jackson, VP,' then a new episode of 'The Troop.'
• At 9, FOX has a new 'America's Most Wanted.'
• CNBC has a new episode of 'The Suze Orman Show' at 9.
• Lifetime has 'Who Is Clark Rockefeller?' at 9.
• Syfy has 'Dinoshark' at 9.
• Also at 9: BBC America has a new 'Survivors.'
• At 10, CBS has a new '48 Hours Mystery.'
• ABC repeats the 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' Oscars special at 10.
• At 11, FOX has a new 'Wanda Sykes Show.'
• There's a new 'Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood' on Cartoon Network at 11.
• At 11:30, NBC has a new 'Saturday Night Live' with Jude Law and Pearl Jam.

Check your local TV listings for more.

Don't forget to set your clocks ahead one hour!

Here's tonight's TV lineup (all times Eastern).

• Discovery has a 'Deadliest Catch' marathon all night.
• CSPAN2 has new episodes of 'Book TV' all night.
• At 8, NBC has The Olympics.
• FOX has a new 'Cops' at 8.
• HGTV has a new 'Divine Design' at 8.
• At 8:30, Nickelodeon has a new episode of 'True Jackson, VP,' followed by a new episode of 'The Troop.'
• At 9, FOX has a new 'America's Most Wanted.'
• CNBC has a new 'Suze Orman Show' at 9.
• There's a new 'Survivors' on BBC America at 9.
• HGTV has a new 'The Outdoor Room with Jamie Durie' at 9, then a new 'Curb Appeal.'
• Also at 9: The Weather Channel has a new 'Weather Proof.'
• At 10, CBS has a new '48 Hours Mystery.'
• Style has a new episode of 'The Dish' at 10.
• At 11, FOX has a new 'Wanda Sykes Show.'

Check your local TV listings for more.

Here's the TV lineup for tonight (all times Eastern).

• Hallmark has an 'I Love Lucy' marathon all night.
• At 7, Cartoon Network has a new 'Bakugan,' then a new 'Super Hero Squad Show.'
• At 8, FOX has the 'Sprint Cup: Budweiser Shootout' NASCAR race.
• HGTV has a new 'Divine Design' at 8.
• TCM has 'Bullitt' at 8, then 'The French Connection.'
• At 8:30, Nickelodeon has a new 'True Jackson, VP,' followed by a new episode of 'The Troop.'
• At 9, CNBC has a new 'Suze Orman Show.'
• Food Network has a new 'Challenge' at 8, then a new 'Iron Chef America.'
• Syfy has 'The Cursed' at 9.
• Also at 9: BBC America has a new 'Demons.'
• At 10, CBS has a new '48 Hours Mystery.'
• Style Network has a new episode of 'The Dish' at 10.
• At 11, FOX has a new 'Wanda Sykes Show.'
• At 11:30, NBC has a new 'Saturday Night Live,' with Ashton Kutcher and Them Crooked Vultures.

Check your local TV listings for more.

• At 7, Syfy has the movie Ice Twisters, then the movie Annihilation Earth.
• At 8, CBS has Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer, followed by The Flight Before Christmas and a new 48 Hours Mystery.
• NBC has It's A Wonderful Life at 8.
• FOX has a new Cops at 8.
• HGTV has Sandra Lee Celebrates: Season of Surprise at 8.
• ESPN has the 2009 Heisman Trophy Presentation, followed by a new 30 For 30.
• Also at 8: Hallmark has the movie Christmas in Canaan.
• At 8:30, Nickelodeon has a new True Jackson, VP, then a new episode of The Troop.
• At 9, FOX has a new America's Most Wanted.
• CNBC has a new Suze Orman Show at 9.
• Animal Planet has a new Dogs 101 at 9.
• There's a new Secret Saturdays on Cartoon Network at 9.
• At 9:30, Biography has a new Ghostly Adventures, followed by a new Celebrity Ghost Stories.
• At 10, BBC America has a new Graham Norton Show.
• At 11, FOX has a new Wanda Sykes Show.
• At 11:30, NBC has a new Saturday Night Live, with Taylor Lautner and Bon Jovi.

Check your local TV listings for more.

• At 7, ABC has the Sprint Cup NASCAR Banking 500 race.
• ESPN2 has College Football at 7, Virginia Tech vs. Georgia Tech.
• At 7:30, FOX has Baseball Playoffs, the Yankees vs. the Angels.
• At 7:45, ESPN has College Football, South Carolina vs. Alabama.
• At 8, Nickelodeon has a new iCarly, then a new True Jackson, VP.
• At 9, CNBC has a new Suze Orman Show.
• Lifetime has the movie Sorority Wars at 9.
• WE has a new episode of The Locator at 9.
• Also at 9: BBC America has a new Robin Hood, followed by a new Graham Norton Show.
• At 9:30, Biography has a new Ghostly Adventures.
• At 10, CBS has a new 48 Hours Mystery.
• Food Network has a new Unwrapped at 10.
• Style has a new episode of The Dish at 10.
• At 11:30, NBC has a new Saturday Night Live, with Gerard Butler and Shakira.
• At 12:30AM, Cartoon Network has two new episodes of Bleach.

Check your local TV listings for more.

• At 8, ABC has College Football, Oklahoma vs. Miami.
• FOX has a new Cops at 8.
• Nickelodeon has a new iCarly at 8, followed by a new True Jackson, VP.
• At 9, FOX has a new America's Most Wanted.
• CNBC has a new Suze Orman Show at 9.
• Spike has the movie JCVD at 9.
• BBC America has a new Robin Hood at 9.
• Also at 9: WE has a new episode of The Locator.
• At 9:30, Biography has a new Ghostly Adventures, then a new Celebrity Ghost Stories.
• At 10, CBS has a new 48 Hours Mystery.
• Style has a new episode of The Dish at 10.
• At 11:30, NBC has a new SNL, with Ryan Reynolds and Lady Gaga.
• At midnight, FOX has a new Sit Down, Shut Up.
• At 12:30, Cartoon Network has two new episodes of Bleach.

Check your local TV listings for more.

• At 8, ABC has College Football, Iowa vs. Penn State.
• FOX has a new Cops at 8.
• Nickelodeon has a new iCarly at 8, then a new True Jackson, VP.
• At 9, FOX has a new America's Most Wanted.
• Lifetime has the movie Homecoming at 9.
• Syfy has the movie Children of the Corn at 9.
• Also at 9: BBC America has a new Robin Hood.
• CNBC has a new Suze Orman Show at 9.
• At 9:30, Biography Channel has a new Ghostly Adventures.
• At 10, CBS has a new 48 Hours Mystery.
• Style has a new episode of The Dish at 10.
• At 11:30, NBC has a new Saturday Night Live, with Megan Fox and U2.
• At midnight, FOX has a new Sit Down, Shut Up.
• At 12:30 AM, Cartoon Network has two new episodes of Bleach.

Check your local TV listings for more.

• At 7:45, ESPN has College Football, Georgia vs. Arkansas.
• Also at 7:45, ESPN2 has College Football, West Virginia vs. Auburn.
• At 8, ABC has College Football, Texas vs. Texas Tech.
• FOX has a new Cops at 8.
• Nickelodeon has a new iCarly at 8, followed by a new True Jackson, VP.
• At 9, FOX has a new America's Most Wanted.
• CNBC has a new Suze Orman Show at 9.
• BBC America has a new Robin Hood at 9.
• Lifetime has the movie Georgia O'Keeffe at 9.
• Comedy Central has the movie Still Waiting at 9.
• WE has a new episode of The Locator at 9.
• At 9:30, Biography has a new Ghostly Adventures.
• At 10, CBS has a new 48 Hours Mystery.
• Style has a new episode of The Dish at 10.
• At 12:30 AM, Cartoon Network has two new episodes of Bleach.

Check your local TV listings for more.

Here are the new TV DVDs, in stores tomorrow.

Every week I see tons and tons of TV DVDs released, and the only thing I can think of is "when is _______ going to be released?" Sure, I'll get The Office this week (but borrow someone else's Fringe), but I don't really see anything else that cries out "buy me for your collection!" I'm still waiting for Spenser: For Hire and Ed.

• Alvin & The Chipmunks - Star Wreck
• The Alvin Show - The Very First Alvin Show
• Beany & Cecil - Special Edition: Vol. 2
• Criminal Minds - Season 4
• Dog The Bounty Hunter - Best of Season 5
• Fringe - Season 1

• TV Land has a Third Rock from the Sun marathon all night.
• At 8, Food Network has Easter Unwrapped.
• Nickelodeon has a new iCarly at 8, followed by new episodes of True Jackson, VIP and The Naked Brothers Band.
• At 8:30, FOX has a new Cops, then a new America's Most Wanted.
• At 9, CNBC has a new Suze Orman Show.
• Lifetime has the movie Nora Roberts' Tribute at 9.
• Sci-Fi has the movie Thor: Hammer of the Gods at 9.
• Also at 9: Hallmark has the movie Love Finds a Home.
• At 10, BBC America has a new Graham Norton Show.
• At 11, FOX has a new Mad TV.
• At 11:30, NBC has a new Saturday Night Live, with Zac Efron.
• At 1AM, Cartoon Network has a new Bleach.

Check your local TV listings for more.

• At 8, FOX has a new Cops.
• HGTV has a new Divine Design at 8, then a new Design on a Dime.
• At 8:30, Nickelodeon has a new True Jackson, VIP, followed by a new H20.
• At 9, FOX has a new America's Most Wanted.
• CNBC has a new Suze Orman Show at 9.
• Lifetime has the movie America at 9.
• Sci-Fi has the movie Anacondas: Trail of Blood at 9.
• Also at 9: VH-1 has a new Storytellers.
• At 10, CBS has a new 48 Hours Mystery.
• At 11, FOX has a new Mad TV.
• At 1am, Cartoon Network has a new Bleach, followed by a new Code Geass.

Check your local TV listings for more.

• At 8, CBS has two new episodes of Game Show In My Head.
• NBC has a new Crusoe at 8.
• FOX has a new Cops at 8.
• Nickelodeon has a new iCarly at 8, then new episodes of True Jackson, VIP and H20.
• At 9, FOX has a new America's Most Wanted.
• There's a new Suze Orman Show at 9.
• Bravo has The Golden Globes at 9, if you missed it last weekend.
• Also at 9: Sci-Fi has the movie The Immortal Voyage of Captain Drake.
• At 10, Food Network has two new episodes of Rachel's Vacation.
• At 11, FOX has the season premiere of Talk Show with Spike Feresten, with guests Lisa Kudrow and Todd Barry.
  
• At 11:30, NBC has a new Saturday Night Live with guests Rosario Dawson and Fleet Foxes.

Check your local TV listings for more.