The Queen of All Media (Howard Stern holds the King title) is selling her well-known Turkey Hill home in Connecticut for $9 million. It has 9 rooms, 3 bedrooms, 2 full baths, a heated pool, a barn, and large gardens (duh). It's on 4 acres. (I know nothing about real estate, is this a good price?)

I think that everyone here should pitch in and we can buy it and make it the official TV Squad headquarters. We can all live there together, Real World style.

[via Gawker]