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by Bob Sassone, posted Mar 30th 2006 3:01PM

"I want Charles in charge of me." (Charles In Charge): I don't even want to know what the girl means by this.
"It don't matter that you got, not a lot, so what? They'll have theirs, and you'll have yours and I'll have mine." (Diff'rent Strokes): Huh?
"I hear it in your laughter, And I feel it when you cry. I will be right there for you, until the day I die." (My Two Dads): Cheerful lyrics for a sitcom, eh?
"He just keeps on movin'. Ladies keep impovin'. (BJ and the Bear): How politically correct.
"Welcome aboard, it's looooooooooooooooo-ove!" (The Love Boat): Translated, it means "come on to our cruise ship and have unprotected sex with someone you just met."