Special Ops watch: $450

Canvas messenger bag: $17

Amber-tinted Aviator sunglasses: $113

Making women think you're Jack Bauer: Priceless.

The pop culture fanatics over at Uncrate have compiled a list of must-have items if you want to be like Jack. Buying every single item will set you back approximately $1,000. It will also make you look like a stalker. They've included everything from Jack's pocket-size monoscope (binoculars) to his 9mm handgun. All they're missing are cargo pants and voice lessons on how to always speak in a breathless whisper.