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I'm hoping that UPN (soon to be the CW) has some kind of mysterious plan for Everybody Hates Chris that only it understands, because I've been genuinely confused by how the last few episodes of this season have been doled out. The show has been in reruns, but once in awhile, like last night, they'll toss a new one out there. On the surface, it appears as if UPN has abandoned a show they once touted quite enthusiastically by sneaking new episodes past fans. I'm hoping that isn't the case, that perhaps the show is just ending its first season with a fade out in preparation for a big second season.

Last night's episode focused on two storylines, Chris' father getting the gout from eating heavily-salted food, including, according to one sequence, "chicken-fried bananas" and Chris himself getting an F in math and trying to fool his parents into thinking he got an A. Math is the only class in which Chris can't get a passing grade, as his all-white school seems to give him a free pass as long as all his reports have to do with Martin Luther King, Jr. Taking advantage of the ignorance of white people is a reoccurring theme on the show. Everybody Hates Chris doesn't just focus on blatant racism, it also points the finger at those who work feverishly to seem "black friendly" but ironically ignore the individual. When Chris is at home, or hanging out with his friend Greg at school, he's just a regular kid. It's when his teachers single him out in class to talk about black history, or the basketball coach asks him to join the team without seeing him play, that he becomes a "black kid." Chris Rock has said before that races have much more in common with one another than people realize, and that when its all laid out, the differences are few and inconsequential. That seems to be the guiding ethos of Everybody Hates Chris, and it's what makes the show both hysterical and thought-provoking.

Aquaman, as Anna reported, is still moving forward despite the merger of UPN and the WB into the new CW.  However, there has been a change in casting, and Will Toale will no longer be playing the moist super hero who likes to converse with all the little fishies. Instead, the role is being given to Justin Hartley. Apparently the producers have a thing for actors who were in soap operas. Toale was on Guiding Light and Hartley was seen most recently on Passions. The decision to recast was the result of the merger between the two networks, and Leslie Moonves, CEO of CBS (which owns UPN) made the recommendation to give the role to Hartley.

Thanks to Toby for the tip.

The latest episode of Everybody Hates Chris, which centered around Valentine's Day, had several laugh out loud moments and more than made up for last week's episode, which, while still good, could have been better.

First off, Chris got way more excited about picture day at school than I ever did. I don't like having my picture taken, and I hated it even more when it was a school picture. Chris, however, wants nothing more than to look good, and wearing the sweater with the fire engine on the front his mom bought for him isn't going to cut it.

File this one under "Surprising News of the Day."

As of September, both the WB and UPN networks will cease to exist! That's because the CBS is joining forces with the WB to create a new 5th network, CW. It will feature "the best programming from CBS corporation and Warner Brothers," as the press release says. Each company will have a 50% interest in the company, and have a ten year agreement with Tribune/CBS stations around the country.

But seriously, the CW Network? That sounds like the Country and Western Channel. They really have to come up with a different name.

(Thanks Patrick, Rick and Izzy!)

This show sorta fizzled out toward the end, but for a while there it was a very intriguing little show. And now UPN's Nowhere Man - the whole series in a box set - will come out on DVD December 27. I'll be first in line.

Previous reports said that the set would not include the final episode of the series, which ended on a cliffhanger (in case the show was renewed), but the official site lists that episode as being i the set, so that's a good thing (seriously, that would have just infuriated fans). If you've never seen the show, this would be a great chance to catch it.

That's because she and her husband, director John Asher, filed for divorce in Los Angeles.

This article says that McCarthy "currently stars in UPN's The Bad Girl's Guide." Wow, is that actually still on the air?