On 'Showbiz Tonight' (weekdays, 5PM ET on HLN), former 'Saturday Night Live' star Victoria Jackson defended her opinion that a recent gay kiss between Chris Colfer and Darren Criss on 'Glee' was "sickening" and "made a mockery of Christians."

Last week in a column for WorldNetDaily, Jackson said the kiss between characters Kurt and Blaine was an affront to her religion, and she accused the show of "shoving the gay thing down our throats."

Well, it's official. Yesterday, ABC announced their new line-up for the eighth season (!) of Dancing With The Stars. And, as usual, the names chosen range from weird to ... even weirder (really, David Alan Grier?). Not that we necessarily disagree with the producers' choices, but we'd like to take a moment to suggest seven potential choices of people we believe to be fully primed for a spot on the dance floor.

Listen up, DWTS producers. Season nine is just around the corner, and Alan Alda is probably waiting by the phone. (...In our wildest dreams, that is.)