Here are the new TV DVDs, in stores tomorrow.

• The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog - Vol. 1
• America's Funniest Home Videos - Guide To Parenting
• Birdman and the Galaxy Trio - The Complete Series
• Bozo's Big Top - The World's Most Famous Clown
• Foyle's War - Set 4
• Gunsmoke - Season 1
• The Incredible Hulk - Season 2
• Masters of Horror - The Black Cat
• Most Haunted - Season 1 and 2 Collection, London Haunts, Castels of Britain
• Overhaulin' - Season 3, Vol. 1
• The Rookies - Season 1
• Space Ghost and Dino Boy - The Complete Series
• Taxicab Confessions - New York
• Voyagers - The Complete Series
• Wanted: Dead or Alive - Season 2

The cool thing about portraying time travel, whether it be in books, movies, or television, is that no one has figured out how to do it in real life so you can pretty much just make it up as you go along. It's not as if there are people at home who have actually time traveled yelling at the screen: "Damn it! That's not how we did it when we went back in time and used Marie Antoinette's head as a soccer ball!" That is, however, a line from my new screenplay about time travelers who go back in time for the sole purpose of kicking around severed heads. It's called The People Who Go Back in Time and Kick Severed Heads Around.