Looks like the bad economy is affecting everyone, even crusaders who wear a cape, or at least used to. In this Funny or Die clip, the original Batman, Adam West (what, you thought it was going to be Christian Bale?) holds a yard sale outside of the Batcave and tries to sell people old socks and Baterangs.

Batman wore those socks!

Since moving to Los Angeles a couple of months ago, I find myself asking people over and over again, "Celebrities have people to do this for them, right?" I first thought that upon my visit to the Los Angeles DMV. I stood around in the painful, crushing humanity of it all wondering whether or not Brad Pitt could hire someone to renew his motorcycle license for him. Isn't the whole point of fame and wealth in America not to have dally with the hoi polloi? Assistants are supposed to do everything menial for you so you can stay home and count your money or fly overseas and save an African nation with your tax return.